MOPPET NEW ARRIVAL
Jaxon Fellows, newest moppet, a baby boy born Aug. 13, 2018.
Moppet: Baby boy touches down gently to a ‘wail’ of fanfare
MOPPET SIGHTING – At approximately 11:15 p.m. PST, in Los Angeles airspace, U.S. Air Force Strategic Air Command radar picked up a slowly descending object directly above West L.A., more accurately. The object was detected for roughly 30 seconds, then vanished. A SAC spokesperson who requested anonymity because he was unauthorized to comment, said it is “believed the object was another ‘moppet,'” a phenomenon rumored to be newborn babies descending from heaven.
Contacted for comment, Kaiser Permanente’s new births ward in obstetrics-gynecology confirmed “a new birth did occur at approximately 11:17 p.m. bearing the following information:
Name: Jaxon Fellows
Birth: Aug. 13, 2018
Time: 11:17 p.m.
Weight: 7 lbs.
Length: 20 inches
Where: Los Angeles, Kaiser Permanente